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Somewhere In The Multiverse, Ballybollocks Hosts A Festival Of Weaponised Stupidity
Somewhere in the multiverse, in the Ballybollocks Carrickmorons Municipal District, Brad O Nark has decided to prove once and for all to the so called loony lefties that the far right is definitely superior. How Is he doing that? With the Misery Outdoor Festival. The Misery Events in our universe are already a sight. A rally of lads who give the impression their saliva is more solid than their brain matter, a great parade of white fellas delighted with their foetal alcohol sy


Another Episode from the Multiverse: Brad O’Nark and the Great Animal Welfare Crusade
Once again, we dive into that cursed timeline, the one where Councillor Brad O’Nark has absolute power over the Ballybollocks-Carrickmorons Municipal District. It’s a Wednesday night at The Drunken Leprechaun , and Brad has decided to make a public statement after some stubborn local lefties dared to oppose His Lordship of Fascist Shite. Word has it these ungrateful tree-huggers suggested that Brad doesn’t actually give a flying fuck about animal welfare. They’ve implied, the


Ballybollocks Declares 5G the New Pandemic
Your favourite reporter has once again stepped through the cosmic arsehole that separates our world from the one where Councillor Brad O’Nark holds absolute power over the Ballybollocks - Carrickmorons Municipal District. It’s Monday morning, and Brad’s decided that 5G will be “the great cause of the month” for November. “It fits well with Movember,” he proudly declared outside the community hall. “People are getting cancers and all sorts of diseases from 5G. I’m inviting t
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