Ireland’s favourite full-time shiteposter and part-time sheep stalker has been hard at work this week, bravely exposing what he claims are vast money-laundering operations. According to our resident conspiracy politician, vape shops, phone repair places, and barbers are all fronts for international crime, political manipulation, and shadowy cabals rubbing their hands together over beard oil and cracked iPhone screens. It’s a bold theory, delivered with the usual Facebook Live

* Every so often, the Shitehawk Sentinel mailbag delivers another gem from the Fap Right, Ireland’s finest collection of half-evolved bollock-draggers who spend their days hallucinating threats and their nights spreading hate on the internet with the grace of a cow tap-dancing on a Nokia keypad. This week’s gift came from a lad convinced we are two men he knows. For privacy reasons, we will call them Igor and Tonio. We are honestly delighted he thinks that, because if these g

Ballybollocks was set aflutter this week after local fascist-in-residence Matt McBroody, a known racist, Maga dicks swallower and part time sheep stalker, announced that he intended to sue the Shitehawk Sentinel for defamation. The newsroom waited patiently for word from his legal team. When nothing came, we assumed the matter had died a natural death, the way most of Matt’s ideas do. After all, the man had already torpedoed his own reputation by sending everyone within WiFi